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    I can do it!
    I can do it!

    "I can do it!" A pregnant Rosie the Riveter! Cute and Funny Maternity Shirts for Pregnant Women. Great for gifts! See our other unique maternity and baby clothing.
    #1 Seeded
    #1 Seeded

    Cute cartoon baby "in-the-womb" practicing table tennis, with "Future Table-Tennis Star, #1 Seeded!" text. Color, maternity tops, t-shirts and gift items.
    TA-DA!
    TA-DA!

    Happy, retro, cartoon baby in top-hat and holding a cane, bursting into the world. Color, maternity tops and baby shower gifts.
    Not telling name
    Not telling name

    Yes, we've thought of a name. No, I'm not telling you what it is. Great gift for anyone sick of the bad reactions they get from their choice of baby names.
    #1 Seeded Tennis
    #1 Seeded Tennis

    Cute Baby "in the womb," poised for a tennis volley, with: "Number 1 Seeded!" text. Color, maternity tops, mugs, gifts, etc.
    Twinjas!
    Twinjas!

    Cartoon twins, in the womb, kicking and punching ninja-style. Maternity tops and gift items.
    Anchor Babies
    Anchor Babies

    Two cute cartoon babies hanging on an anchor. Color graphic, on t-shirts, maternity tops, cards, gifts.
    Princess Pending
    Princess Pending

    Cartoon baby princess in the womb, wearing a gold crown, on a golden throne, with attitude. Maternity tops and gift items.
    Soccer Baby
    Soccer Baby

    Maternity design for soccer fans, with baby obscured by a giant soccer ball. B/W pen and ink drawing. Maternity tops, t-shirts, gifts.
    Basketbaby
    Basketbaby

    Maternity design for basketball fans, with baby obscured by a giant ball. B/W pen and ink drawing. Maternity tops, t-shirts, gifts
    Had that baby yet
    Had that baby yet

    Talk about annoying. You're overdue (or worse - not due for a month), you waddle in, and some moron asks: Haven't you had that baby yet?! Haw, haw, haw ... jerkwad, you are SO not funny.
    Pregnancy size sarcasm
    Pregnancy size sarcasm

    "My god, you're huge!" How many times have we heard it? Yeah, pregnant women just LOVE to be told how big they look. Wear this snarky, rude, funny tee and see if the idiots get it.
    Game Over
    Game Over

    Universal man & woman symbols; woman showing a womb/fetus, and, "Game Over" text caption. Because the game is over now, ain't no foolin' around no more. B/W design, on T-shirts, maternity tops, gifts.
    Mysterious Portal
    Mysterious Portal

    It's kinda like that... Maternity tops, tops and gift items.
    It's not pregnancy hormones
    It's not pregnancy hormones

    Let those idiots who love to offer you everything from comments on how huge you are to advice about labor know the truth. It's not pregnancy hormones, it's YOU.
    I've been boarded
    I've been boarded

    Cute gift for any knocked up pirate wench! I've been boarded with the jolly roger right over your baby bump. Let everyone know you're cooking a little pirate in there! Adorable shower gift.
    Pregnant, that's why
    Pregnant, that's why

    Why the extra helping at lunch? Why so clumsy and forgetful? Why no smoke or alcohol? Why so irritable? Because I'm PREGNANT that's why!
    MILF In Training t-shirts
    MILF In Training t-shirts

    Maternity Party Naked t-shirts
    Maternity Party Naked t-shirts

    Pregnant Princess t-shirt
    Pregnant Princess t-shirt

    Little Pirate in the Brig t-shirt
    Little Pirate in the Brig t-shirt

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