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    Artificial Intelligence
    Artificial Intelligence

    Is No Match for Natural Stupidity
    Yea, I know it's dangerous, but think of the exper
    Yea, I know it's dangerous, but think of the exper

    Funny RPG Gamer design, "Yea, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points!" with a dragon
    Nerdy Thoughts
    Nerdy Thoughts

    I'm thinking nerdy thoughts. If you're a geek, a nerd, a dork, you'll love this design! A play on 'dirty thoughts' it describes you perfectly! Great gift!
    Makes other comic geeks look normal
    Makes other comic geeks look normal

    Perfect gift for any comic geek who's the nerdiest of the nerdy, the weirdest, the oddest. I make other comic geeks look normal! Funny t-shirt gift for comic book fans.
    Bigger collection
    Bigger collection

    My daddy's comic collection is bigger than your daddy's comic collection! Perfect onesie, tee, or bib for the baby of a comic geek! Great gift for a new dad into sequential art.
    Talk nerdy to me! Sexy pin-up
    Talk nerdy to me! Sexy pin-up

    Sexy pin-up silhouette "Oh, baby, talk nerdy to me!"
    Like a Superhero
    Like a Superhero

    24 Caffeinated Beverages in a Case
    24 Caffeinated Beverages in a Case

    24 Hours in a Day -- Coincidence?
    Sucked In A 401 Jet Engine
    Sucked In A 401 Jet Engine

    And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt fan inspired design for all of the magicians and their room of magic fans. Gothic and Spider designed tv quote inspired from a scary television show
    Vintage comic geek
    Vintage comic geek

    Not all comic book readers are pimply faced kids. Some of us remember when Claremont was writing the Uncanny X-men. Some of us were around when Kirby was drawing Captain America! Vintage geek pride!
    I see fragged people Gamer/Geek design
    I see fragged people Gamer/Geek design

    Great gamer design - "I see fragged people"

    Who the fuck is shooting us?

    Paladin Gifts & T-Shirts
    Paladin Gifts & T-Shirts

    This t-shirt would be hilarious if you are larping as a Paladin, but is also great on any RPG gaming session on game night. This simple t-shirt design says "Paladin".
    I See Dead Pixels
    I See Dead Pixels

    Said in a hush, of course.
    Pull list
    Pull list

    So ... what's on your pull list this week? Anybopdy who knows and loves a comic geek or sequential art fanboy knows what we mean. Cool gift!
    Theif RPG T-Shirts
    Theif RPG T-Shirts

    This t-shirt is great for any RPGer or larper. If you RPG and play a Thief, this simple "Thief" design is perfect for you. It's sure to get some smiles if you wear it larping.
    42% of All Statistics are Made Up T-Shirts & Gifts
    42% of All Statistics are Made Up T-Shirts & Gifts

    A great man once said.. 42% of All Statistics are Made Up.. a little maths humor by a slow witted man who was a geek for at least 24 minutes in one episode! It's available on shirts, stickers & more.
    Have me CGC'd
    Have me CGC'd

    You're the most devoted comic geek there is. Your entire collection is cherry. You have your stuff CGC'd on the way home from the comic shop. When you die, your friends know what to do!
    Game Over
    Game Over

    Arcade Classic
    Geekgasm!
    Geekgasm!

    Sometimes something's just so cool you can't help yourself ... Geekgasm! Good gift for the hard core nerd, dork, or comic gook in your life.
    Cleric T-Shirts
    Cleric T-Shirts

    If you are into RPGs or even larping, this gaming t-shirt is perfect for you if you play a Cleric.
    plz stop texting me
    plz stop texting me

    The classic "your momma" joke, with a cellular twist.
    I have issues
    I have issues

    I have issues! The rallying cry of the comic geek! Great gift for any dork, nerd, or fanboy (or fangirl!) with many, many issues ... of comic books, of course!
    Bard T-Shirts
    Bard T-Shirts

    If you usually play a Bard when you play a RPG than this t-shirt is perfect for you. Great for gaming night, or even for larping. This t-shirt simply says "Bard."
    Post Whore
    Post Whore

    I am not a whore. I am a POST whore.
    Mage T-Shirts
    Mage T-Shirts

    If you are into RPPGs and gaming, and typically play a Mage, this is the perfect t-shirt for you. This gaming shirt simply says "Mage", perfect for game night, or even for larping.
    Comic fangirl
    Comic fangirl

    Girls love comic books, too! You're a comic book fangirl and don't care who knows it. Perfect gift for any female comic geek in your life!
    Girls love comics
    Girls love comics

    Well DUH! Chicks dig comics too! And those of us who do find comic geeks EXTRA sexy. How big os YOUR comic collection? Can I see?
    Fighter T-Shirts
    Fighter T-Shirts

    If you are into RPPGs and gaming, and typically play a Fighter, this is the perfect t-shirt for you. This gaming shirt simply says "Fighter", perfect for game night, or even for larping.
    w00t! (woot) Gamer
    w00t! (woot) Gamer

    Sweet gamer design "w00t!" colored with a gradient of black, maroon and grey.
    Official Good Grammar Gamer
    Official Good Grammar Gamer

    Hey, just because you're a gamer doesn't mean that you use the abbraviations that others do, e.g. w00t, l33t, n00b etc... Show everyone that you are an Official Good Grammar Gamer!
    Girl Gamers Kick Ass
    Girl Gamers Kick Ass

    Funky tattoo-ish rose design "Girl Gamers Kick Ass"
    Old school geek
    Old school geek

    Sick to death of the young punks saying how great today's comics are and how much the old comics suck? Let 'em know that you love the old stuff! You're an Old School Comic Geek!
    Geek Magnet
    Geek Magnet

    Great "Geek Magnet" design with a retro looking font and a magnet graphic underneath
    Evil genius moment
    Evil genius moment

    Great evil laugh design sure to please any mad scientist or wicked bad mastermind! Bwahahah! Sorry, I had an Evil Genius moment!
    L33T Gamer (1337, l337, leet)
    L33T Gamer (1337, l337, leet)

    L33T Gamer Design (1337, l337, leet). Other versions of this can be requested as a customization!
    ROT13 Geek Hook-Up
    ROT13 Geek Hook-Up

    ROT-13 is an encryption tool used by some forums, newsgroups and other sites to encrypt things such as gaming cheats. This ROT13 design says "If you can read this, we need to hook up."
    1337 Speak is so 90's
    1337 Speak is so 90's

    If you are sick and tired of all of the Leet Speak still spoken by some gamers, this is the perfect design for you. "1337 speak is sooo 90's"
    Nerds
    Nerds

    Have Big Hard Drives
    Geek and Gamer Bumper Stickers!
    Geek and Gamer Bumper Stickers!

    Click this section for awesome gamer and geek bumper stickers!
    Deathray
    Deathray

    The perfect gift for the evil genius, mad scientist, or mastermind with a really impressive ... deathray! My deathray is bigger that your deathray!
    Ask me about my evil plot
    Ask me about my evil plot

    Hey, an Evil Genius is proud of his job, too! Ask me about my evil plot for world domination. Good for arch villains, masterminds, mad scientists - anyone with a lab or a hidden lair.
    The DM won't hose me.
    The DM won't hose me.

    Funny shirt (because it's so obviously un-true!) that claims "Don't worry, the DM won't hose me." featuring a three headed dragon design.
    Geek/code Don't Touch My BODY
    Geek/code Don't Touch My BODY

    Great html code GEEK/Nerd design "Don't Touch My < BODY >" Great witty design if you are a coder!
    Let the Smiting Begin!
    Let the Smiting Begin!

    Because I'm Ready
    I love (heart) geeks
    I love (heart) geeks

    A neat scribbly design declaring your love for geeks! I love (heart) geeks!
    There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (home) Geek
    There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (home) Geek

    Great geek item! "There's no place like 127.0.0.1" (home)
    My Computer Sometimes  Goes Down On Me
    My Computer Sometimes Goes Down On Me

    That's bad, isn't it?
    My geek will roll his d20 and kick your ass!
    My geek will roll his d20 and kick your ass!

    "My geek will roll his d20 and kick your ass!" Funny RPG design!
    PC Load Letter
    PC Load Letter

    I know what P.C. load letter means. So if you have any trouble in your office space, just call on me.
    Shit Happens
    Shit Happens

    love a geek (html code)
    love a geek (html code)

    Let everyone know how much you love your geek!
    Geeks Do it Better
    Geeks Do it Better

    "Geeks Do it Better".. well it's true, isn't it?
    Rubik's Cube
    Rubik's Cube

    The Rubik's cube was hot in the 80s, and this t shirt is a great reminder. Great graphics and a wonderful vintage feel, it's even funnier when it's on a children's shirt. Available in adult sizes, t
    Geek Magnet (version #2)
    Geek Magnet (version #2)

    "Geek Magnet" version #2. Featuring neat retro letting in red & silver.
    d20
    d20

    Rolled a 1!
    Math Pimp
    Math Pimp

    I'm a math Pimp because I'm kicking it with pi.
    Star Trek Vulcan Athlete
    Star Trek Vulcan Athlete

    Vulcan runners can race in a 3k, 5k, 10k, marathon, or run a distance trek. They will always live long, and perspire. Funny, humorous Star Trek theme sci-fi t-shirts and gifts for athletic geeks!
    Don't Worry
    Don't Worry

    I'm invincible.
    HIGH SCORE BITCH.
    HIGH SCORE BITCH.

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