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    I win the internets!
    I win the internets!

    Go me!
    How Many Programmers Does It Take
    How Many Programmers Does It Take

    To Change A Light Bulb? None. It's A Hardware Problem.
    I'm the Gamer
    I'm the Gamer

    Your Mother Warned You About
    Gamer Fragged Your Honor Student Shirts
    Gamer Fragged Your Honor Student Shirts

    This design is great on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. It says 'My gamer fragged your honor student.' A wonderful answer to all of the honor student bumper stickers and shirts that you see around.
    Black Holes
    Black Holes

    Naughty Webmaster T-shirts and Gifts
    Naughty Webmaster T-shirts and Gifts

    SEO t-shirts and adult humor webmaster t-shirts and gifts. Funny adult web geek tees and SEO apparel from Giftgasms. I'm SEO'd for SEX Shirts, hoodies and underwear for webmasters and mistresses.
    Team Loki green and yellow
    Team Loki green and yellow

    Collegiate letters mimic a school jacket. Get your spirit on and join team Loki, everyone's favorite god of mischief and lies! Great for fans of norse mythology, Thor, Odin and the evil brother: Loki.
    It's called a Knight
    It's called a Knight

    All chess fans know, it's called a knight, not a horsy.
    I'm blogging this.
    I'm blogging this.

    Because, you know, I have no life.
    You Haven't Lived Until You've LARPED.
    You Haven't Lived Until You've LARPED.

    Larpers don't have enough t-shirts and other gifts for their hobby. This great gaming/gamer design says 'You haven't lived until you've LARPED.'
    Son of comic geek
    Son of comic geek

    I am comic geek son of comic geek in old English font. A funny play on the old renaissance era greeting and a great gift for any second or third generation comic book fan.
    meh
    meh

    Loki with snake
    Loki with snake

    An homage to the Asgardian Loki, god of mischeif and lies from Norse mythology, brother of Thor and (adopted) son of Odin Allfather and all round sexy, evil villain.
    d20 Suck It Shirts
    d20 Suck It Shirts

    This funny design was created for RPG gamers in mind. It features a d20 which has landed on the 20 and has the text 'suck it.'
    Super Geek
    Super Geek

    Sexy Nerds!
    Sexy Nerds!

    Computer Nerds Do It Virtually Every Night! (Available on hats, tees, mugs, etc.)
    Want to Play with my Joystick? T-Shirts & Gifts
    Want to Play with my Joystick? T-Shirts & Gifts

    We've combined naughty with geek in this design - Want to Play with My Joystick is available on t-shirts, stickers, mugs, gifts and other gamer merchandise!
    That's How I Roll
    That's How I Roll

    Online RPG Gamer Dice
    Loki made me do it
    Loki made me do it

    Everyone's favorite Norse God: Loki, god of mischief and lies, is the subject of this shirt. Loki made me do it with sinuous snake, one of his symbols.
    Born to Roll
    Born to Roll

    RPG Style
    Multi-Slacker Geek T-Shirts
    Multi-Slacker Geek T-Shirts

    This is a funny t-shirt for any slacker. Not only can you slack, but you can slack on multiple things at once. That, my friends, is talent. This funny t-shirt is sure to get a few laughs.
    Staff: Network Security
    Staff: Network Security

    The Pocket Protector
    The Pocket Protector

    Early Symbol of Geekdom
    SEO Ho T-shirts for Techno Geeks
    SEO Ho T-shirts for Techno Geeks

    Webmaster SEO Tshirts, sweatshirts and gifts for search engine optimizing whores who love to seo. SEO ho t-shirts and webmaster gifts for seo experts. Techie tee shirts and technology gifts, bags.
    Away From My Computer T-Shirts
    Away From My Computer T-Shirts

    This funny t-shirt design is great for teens or adults that love their computer. The text simply states 'I am currently away from my computer...'
    Love you more than comics
    Love you more than comics

    I love you more than comic books! (OK, not really but I DO love you!) Funny, geeky design for any comic fanboy / fangirl. Especailly funny on the pajamas and the greeting cards.
    Mall Ninja T-Shirts
    Mall Ninja T-Shirts

    A Mall Ninja is somebody who pretends or thinks that they are an experienced soldier or cop. This term is popular on some forums and other areas of the internet. "Mall Ninja"
    42
    42

    Money and happiness, comics
    Money and happiness, comics

    Whoever said money can't buy happiness never collected comic books. What can we say? My pull list just gets bigger and bigger, how about yours? Hey ... is it wednesday?
    Flame geek on
    Flame geek on

    Get your geek on with our geek on design in hip, hot, fame text on our light and dark t-shirts. Great gift for the stylish nerd, dork or comic book geek.
    Talk QWERTY to me
    Talk QWERTY to me

    If you've ever sent a text message to somebody else in the same room as you, if you've ever referred to that indispensable tool at your side as a crackberry because of its addictive nature, or even if
    Epic Fail T-Shirts
    Epic Fail T-Shirts

    This t-shirt design features a phrase widely used on the internet through chats and forums. "EPIC FAIL"
    OMGLOL!!!!11!!1!!
    OMGLOL!!!!11!!1!!

    I do, however, still have some ass left.
    Geek
    Geek

    Future comic geek pregnancy
    Future comic geek pregnancy

    Cute funny future comic geek growing t-shirt with arrows pointing to a scribble on your belly. Great way for mommy-to-be to show off her baby bump and announce her pregnancy. Great maternity gift.
    I Live In My Mom's Basement
    I Live In My Mom's Basement

    Even if this shirt isn't true (or maybe is!) it's still a funny geek shirt. This shirt says "Yes, I do live in my Mom's basement."
    Commodore
    Commodore

    Mathlete
    Mathlete

    If you're into math, and you like to compete, you'll wanna be a mathlete on the math team.
    Checkers King Me
    Checkers King Me

    Great design for any Checkers lover. Although Chess is popular, there are still lots of Checkers players! This nice design features a checker board and the text "king me."
    Pi
    Pi

    Buy more comics voices
    Buy more comics voices

    The voices in my head said: buy more comics! Well, duh. Not crazy, just a collector. A comic book geek can NEVER have enough comics! Funny t-shirt for any comic geek, esp. horror fans.
    External hard drive
    External hard drive

    Is that your external hard drive or are you just happy to see me? Funny, sexy, design that's a must for any girl geeks and a great gag gift for the guys!
    Turtles eat your brains
    Turtles eat your brains

    Hey, we're not BizarreTees for nothing! This is a great geek/gamer retro video design featuring two turtle shells and the text "The turtles will eat your brains."
    I Am Currently Away From My Computer
    I Am Currently Away From My Computer

    Body by comic books
    Body by comic books

    So, no, you don't own a membership to the gym, you're not buff, but have they seen your comic collection?! Comic book geeks are sexy in their own nerdy way: body by comic books!
    RTFM
    RTFM

    No keyboard
    No keyboard

    Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue. Uhh ... if you can't 'see' the keyboard, how will you know if I press F1? Funny and real BIOS message sure to warm any geek, nerd, or dork's heart.
    WTFWJD?
    WTFWJD?

    Well?
    If at first...
    If at first...

    America's Next Top Geek Billionaire T-Shirts
    America's Next Top Geek Billionaire T-Shirts

    If you're the one who's going to take over from Mr Gates, check out our America's Next Top Geek Billionaire t-shirts, bumper stickers, baseball caps and other funny merchandise.
    Eat.  Sleep. Read comics.
    Eat. Sleep. Read comics.

    The signs say it all. Your life: Eat. Sleep. Read comics. Nothing matters more than your comic book collection and wednesday is your favorite day! Funny t-shirt for comic book geeks, nerds, fanboys.
    Net Busy
    Net Busy

    We're sorry, the Internet is busy. Please try again later. Perfect gift for any techie, gamer, hacker, or programmer who is just fed up with all the n00bs and morons on the net.
    Does It Bother You
    Does It Bother You

    That I'm Always Right?
    Reformed Comma Splicer
    Reformed Comma Splicer

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.
    Server Error
    Server Error

    HTTP Status 401 Unauthorized (or is it) design for all magicians and their room of magic fans. Gothic spider geeky designed tv quote inspired from a scary television show
    Checkmate Bitches!
    Checkmate Bitches!

    One thing BizarreTees has been missing is something for chess lovers! This is a hilarious design that is sure to please either you, or any friend who happens to be a chess enthusiast
    Future comic book geek baby
    Future comic book geek baby

    Geeks breed geeks and the world needs more nerds! Are you a comic book collector? Baby on the way? He or she will probably be a comic book fan, too! Future comic geek and proud of it!
    Network Security
    Network Security

    Dungeon Master
    Dungeon Master "DM"

    Are you a D&D or RPG freak? Well, if you are DM of a game, this is the design for you. Remind people who's boss!
    Artificial Intelligence
    Artificial Intelligence

    Is No Match for Natural Stupidity

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