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    Welcome to our section of unique, funny and sometimes crude Christmas designs on t-shirts and other items. Stand out this holiday season with these terrible Christmas shirts.

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    Babies and Kids
    Babies and Kids

    Lead Christmas Toys T-Shirts
    Lead Christmas Toys T-Shirts

    This funny Christmas t-shirt is slightly off-color, but is sure to crack a few smiles. It features Christmas gifts and says "Have fun girls and boys, with your lead laced Christmas toys."
    Mistletoe Kiss
    Mistletoe Kiss

    Meet Me Under The Mistletoe flirty , fun and sexy design sure to get you those Christmas Kisses you've been wishing for.
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

    Babies and Kids
    Babies and Kids

    Babies and Kids
    Babies and Kids

    Women's/Juniors'
    Women's/Juniors'

    Santa Poop T-Shirts
    Santa Poop T-Shirts

    This crude Christmas t-shirt features a surprised Santa looking at a pile of poop and says, 'Santa should have given Tommy a sled last year.' A hilarious item to wear for the holidays.
    Women's/Juniors'
    Women's/Juniors'

    Naughty Oral Sex Christmas T-shirts, Gifts
    Naughty Oral Sex Christmas T-shirts, Gifts

    Naughty holiday bags and gifts this holiday version of our popular suggestive oral sex design is even more merry for the holidays!
    Sleigh and Braindeer
    Sleigh and Braindeer

    Dear Santa Define Good
    Dear Santa Define Good

    Santa knows if you've been good or bad...do you?
    Santa Sees
    Santa Sees

    Paranoid yet?
    Naughty Elf & Santa
    Naughty Elf & Santa

    I've Been Naughty Or I'm Going To Be. Funny and Flirty design throws Santa Claus out of his boots when he sees you on his Christmas Naughty List.
    Women's/Juniors'
    Women's/Juniors'

    Holiday Cookie
    Holiday Cookie

    Gingerbread Man
    Men's/Unisex
    Men's/Unisex

    Ride Santa Claus T-shirts, Bags and Gifts
    Ride Santa Claus T-shirts, Bags and Gifts

    Naughty Christmas t-shirts and gifts read, Ride Santa Claus save a Reindeer! Naughty holiday gifts, presents, apparel and gear from Giftgasms shop.
    Naughty Tinsel
    Naughty Tinsel

    I'm Gonna Knock That Tinsel Right Off Of Your Tree is a naughty adult Christmas quote design sure to get their attention. Sexy saying makes a great gift.
    Men's/Unisex
    Men's/Unisex

    Candycane Suck It
    Candycane Suck It

    If you are looking for a t-shirt with crude Christmas humor, this is it. This t-shirt features a candycane with the text 'Suck It.' Sure to make people smile this holiday season.
    Men's/Unisex
    Men's/Unisex

    Touch My Elf
    Touch My Elf

    When I Think About You I Touch My Elf. Christmas theme with a naughty sexy twist
    Ride Santa Save a Reindeer Shirts, Gifts
    Ride Santa Save a Reindeer Shirts, Gifts

    Naughty Christmas t-shirts and gifts read, Ride Santa save a Reindeer! Naughty holiday gifts, presents, apparel and gear from Giftgasms shop.
    Naughty Boys Get More Presents
    Naughty Boys Get More Presents

    This crude Christmas t-shirt says 'Naughty Boys Get More Presents." It is decorated with a poinsettia and Christmas ornaments, and it only says the truth!
    Gothic Christmas Tree
    Gothic Christmas Tree

    Naughty Girls Get More Presents Shirt
    Naughty Girls Get More Presents Shirt

    This crude Christmas t-shirt says 'Naughty Girls Get More Presents." It is decorated with a poinsettia and Christmas ornaments, and it only says the truth!
    Unpopular Rudolph
    Unpopular Rudolph

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer showing why the rest of Santa's reindeer don't enjoy travelling behind him!
    Santa Brain Chimney
    Santa Brain Chimney

    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa About That Naughty List...Can We Talk? happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Big and Hard Naughty Christmas Presents
    Big and Hard Naughty Christmas Presents

    Naughty holiday t-shirts and gifts picture woman holding a rather large candy cane. It's big and hard but not exactly what she asked Santa Claus for!
    Blonde Santa's Vixen T-shirts and Gifts
    Blonde Santa's Vixen T-shirts and Gifts

    Sexy Santa's Vixen t-shirts and Christmas gifts for sexy holiday vixens. This Santa's vixen is blonde and sitting in a hot tub with a santa hat on waiting for ole St. Nick.
    Jingle Brains
    Jingle Brains

    Zombie Santa
    Santa Crack Ho Ho Ho
    Santa Crack Ho Ho Ho

    Santa Clause is pointing is finger in this design... and is saying "Your Mama is a Crack HO! HO! HO!" - very funny crude Christmas t-shirt!
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa About That Naughty List...Can We Talk? happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa I Can Explain happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Staring at my jingle bells holiday
    Staring at my jingle bells holiday

    Are you staring at my jingle bells? Funny Christmas t-shirt, Hanukkah gift, or Yule tee. Great for wife, girlfriend, MILF, or any hot chick with great ornaments this holiday season.
    Naughty Holidays T-shirts and Gifts
    Naughty Holidays T-shirts and Gifts

    Adult humor christmas t-shirts and naughty holiday gifts let everyone know you or your guy is well hung for the holidays.
    Fruitcake Bear
    Fruitcake Bear

    Cute little bear stuffs his face with fruitcake. I love fruitcake, and so does he. It's the best part of Christmas.
    Nice Rack Reindeer Christmas T-Shirts
    Nice Rack Reindeer Christmas T-Shirts

    Great funny and crude Christmas t-shirt featuring a happy Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and the text "Nice Rack."
    Merry Christmas, You're Adopted!
    Merry Christmas, You're Adopted!

    This is a great vintage Santa Clause that looks so harmless... however when you read the design it says "Merry Christmas... you're adopted!"
    Crappy holidays!
    Crappy holidays!

    For those of us who really hate the holidays from thanksgiving to christmas / hanukkah / yule. The traffic, crazy shoppers, rude salespeople, bad weather, having to be at our in-laws ...
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa I Can Explain happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Naughty Santa T-shirts & Xmas Novelties
    Naughty Santa T-shirts & Xmas Novelties

    Naughty christmas t-shirts. Naughty Santa t-shirts. Tis the Season for flirty fun for the holidays! Santa & Mrs. Claus sit arm in arm. Santa's stuffed every stocking but 1.
    Pregnant at inlaws no drinking
    Pregnant at inlaws no drinking

    Pregnant at christmas: all day at the in-laws with NO alcohol. Ho ho freakin' ho! Funny, snarky holiday pregnancy maternity design with expecting woman, axe, and one unfortunate christmas tree!
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa Define Good Girl happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Funny Mistletoe T-shirts and Holiday Gifts
    Funny Mistletoe T-shirts and Holiday Gifts

    Funny holiday t-shirts and mistletoe humor gifts and gear! Picture of a geeky nerdie guy chasing women around with a mistletoe devise above him. Desperate holiday dude gear.
    Christmas - Suck my balls
    Christmas - Suck my balls

    This crude Christmas design features a reindeer with a drink in his hand saying "All I want for Christmas is for you to suck my balls."
    Have candy corn left
    Have candy corn left

    How can there be christmas decorations in the stores?! I still have candy corn left! Great gift for anyone who wonders what happened to the gap between halloween and xmas!
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa Define Good Girl happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your bad girl attitude.
    Merry Christmas, I gave you VD!
    Merry Christmas, I gave you VD!

    This cute Santa design looks nice enough until you read it... this crude Christmas design says "Merry Christmas... I gave you VD!"
    Bootyful Christmas T-shirts & Gifts
    Bootyful Christmas T-shirts & Gifts

    Adult humor Christmas t-shirts, sweatshirts, holiday booty cards. Wishing you a bootyful christmas tshirts, holiday magnets, apparel & stocking stuffers.
    Christmas Pirate
    Christmas Pirate

    Holly Jolly Roger
    cheeses, mary, and joseph!
    cheeses, mary, and joseph!

    'cheeses, mary, and joseph!'
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa Can We Talk? happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes for a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your attitude.
    Camo Santa - Remember our Troops
    Camo Santa - Remember our Troops

    This is a BizarreTees exclusive! This Santa is all dressed in his Camo suit to let everyone know to "Remember our troops this holiday season!" - if you have a family member in the service this is perf
    Santa's Vixen T-shirts and Holiday Vixen Gifts
    Santa's Vixen T-shirts and Holiday Vixen Gifts

    Santa's vixen t-shirts and Christmas vixen gifts for sexy vixens this Christmas. Santa's vixen sits in a hot tub with a santa hat on waiting for ole saint nick.
    Pirate Santa
    Pirate Santa

    Holiday Spirits
    Dear Santa Series
    Dear Santa Series

    Dear Santa Can We Talk? happy Holiday design with Angel in a Santa Claus hat makes for a flirty, sexy, naughty fun design to show off your attitude.
    Mistletoe Time T-shirts, Gifts, Clothes
    Mistletoe Time T-shirts, Gifts, Clothes

    Mistletoe t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and mistletoe apparel reads you know what time it is, flirty christmas t-shirts and holiday apparel. mistletoe, kissing, kissing under the mistletoe shirts.

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