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I'm a Motherfuckin' Princess A funny t-shirt design to let people know who's in charge. Perfect for a gift or for yourself.. this pretty pink design says "I'm a Motherfuckin' Princess." |
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Only Your Mother Could Love This design sounds nice until you think about it a little more. This is a simple item that says 'I have a face that only your mother could love.' |
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Prairie Doggin T-Shirts Gotta love a shirt with poop humor. This "Prairie Doggin" t-shirt design features an image of a prairie dog and is an obvious reference to having to poop poking out. |
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Lead Chinese Toys In the midst of all of these Chinese toy recalls, we may as well turn it into something that folks can laugh over. This 'I'll pump you so full of lead that the Chinese will sell you as a children's to |
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Bite The Bacon This simple design is a funny adult humor t-shirt design that says "Bite The Bacon" and features an image of two pieces of bacon. Very funny and is sure to get some smiles. |
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Drink Bob's Banana Juice Shirt This crude shirt shows an image of a banana with the text "Drink Bob's Banana Juice." A parody advertisement with a crude but funny double meaning. Crude blow job humor. |
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Skin Flutist Is it Flutist or Flautist? Well, "Flutist" has been used for longer, which is why it is placed on our masturbation-humor shirt "Skin Flutist". If you love to jack off, and want to crack a smile, this |
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My Last Four Scores T-Shirts This funny t-shirt parodies Abraham Lincoln's "four scores" speech. This funny t-shirt says "My last four scores were seven years ago." So, if you know someone who hasn't gotten laid in a while, this |
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Enjoy the Taste-splosion of my Dick This crude but funny t-shirt design is a knock-off of those corny advertisements that you sometimes see. Especially the ones that use dumb made up words.... this shirt says "Enjoy The Taste-splosion.. |
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You Are A Douche T-Shirts It's amazing how many douches you run across these days. Say what you are thinking without even opening your mouth with this "you are a douche" design. |
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You're More and More Douchey T-Shirts This crude t-shirt says "Every time you open your mouth you sound more and more douchey." We all know a douchebag, wear this shirt and let them know how much of a douche they are. |
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Out Of Money Experience Shirt This funny t-shirt says "I am having an out of money experience." A funny phrase for anyone who is broke, which is an obvious parody of having an out of body experience, except with money! |
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You Are NOT A Pirate T-Shirts Are you tired of the "Pirate Fad" going on right now? With movies, t-shirts and Talk Like A Pirate Day this "You Are NOT A PIRATE Damn It!" t-shirt design is perfect for you. |
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Stop Staring At My Teddies This funny t-shirt features two teddy bears placed over the boob area of the shirt, and the text "Stop Staring At My Teddies" |
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I Know Shit From Shinola This "I Know Shit From Shinola." t-shirt design is a great take on the old phrase "He doesn't know (or You don't know) shit from Shinola." A funny design that makes a great gift. |
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MILF Monkey Everyone loves a MILF, however this M.I.L.F. design adds a slight twist... this funny Monkey I'd Like To Fuck design is perfect if you want to make some friends giggle, or start up a few conversations |
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Bass Jumping This funny Bass Jumping shirt has a great double meaning. In fact, if you play bass, and base jump this could quite honestly be a perfect shirt for you... but is also fitting if you like either one. |
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Guitar, Pluck It This design is along the lines of our BLOW ME harmonica. This t-shirt features a silhouette of an acoustic guitar with the text "Pluck it." A funny design for any guitar player. |
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I'd Hit It. This is a hilarious t-shirt design with a set of bongo drums and the text "I'd hit it.", great for any drummer. We also have a funny design with a regular drum set, just visit BizarreTees.com > Humor |
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Silicone Ribbon, Support Fake Boobs There are an awful lot of Support Ribbons out there, but none like this. This ribbon is made of silicone and has the text "The Silicone Ribbon, Support Fake Boobs" |
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Harmonica Blow Me This shirt features a harmonica, also known as a "Mouth Harp" with the text Blow Me. A very funny design for any music lover, player of the harmonica or anyone with a sense of humor. |
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I beat it all night long Funny design for any drummer! This design features a drum set and the text "I beat it all night long." |
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Hunting with Dick Cheney Hilarious design that says "I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy". But Ted Kennedy is still ahead on the body count. |
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(arrow) Mother is a whore If the person standing next to you has a whore for a mother.. why keep it inside? Let the whole world know with this great design! An "I'm with stupid" parody, this features an arrow with the text "Mo |
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Team Sugartits It's not every day that a drunken Anti-Semitic actor/director calls you sexually obnoxious names. If you can't support Team Gibson, join "Team Sugartits" to show who's side you're on! |
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Waterhead Simple design with the text "waterhead." A really offensive design to get for a retarded friend of yours.. or for yourself, if you're retarded. ;) |
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I shat in the green onions There are so many E. Coli outbreaks that make the news. This funny design features lettuce and green onion graphics and the text "I shat in the green onions... and I wiped my ass with the lettuce... a |
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Progression of Life Funny "Progression of Life" design showing a baby bottle, cola bottle, beer bottle, and IV drip. |
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Bi-Polar (bear) This polar bear wears pasties, red thong panties and is holding a martini and the bi-sexual flag. This funny design has the caption "Bi-Polar (bear)". Go ahead and laugh, you know you want to. |
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Beware of Ninja Beaver Beaver Ninja is coming to get you.. and he KICKS ASS! This Japanese Beaver is dressed up in his red Ninja gear holding his sword. Don't be fooled by his squinty eyes and buck teeth. |
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Middle Fingers & Smiley Face This weird and bizarre design features a wave of "fuck you" middle fingers... ending with a smiley face and the text 'Have a nice day'. Hey, we're not called Bizarre Tees for nothin' ;) |
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Udapimp Idaho Is there really a Udapimp, Idaho? Well, no. But it's still funny... and this t-shirt will almost certainly start some conversations. |
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Give Peace a Chance! (but if that doesn't work...) Hilarious design "Give Peace A Chance! (But if that doesn't work, I have a .45, two blackjacks, four knives, a stick and a hungry pit bull.) - I love this design because it looks so innocent until you |
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Knob Gobbler This design is funnier for the fact that there is no text, it simply features a doorknob + a turkey.. which obviously equals "Knob Gobbler". |
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Fear My Monkey Your monkey is dangerous.. make sure to warn everyone to FEAR YOUR MONKEY! |
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Ninjas are the shiznit Ninjas are the shiznit! If you think Ninjas are awesome, let everyone know.. and maybe the ninjas will spare your life after they see how much you respect them. Sweet ass! |
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Time can heal all wounds... Funny Funny tee design! "Time can heal all wounds (or it can allow a lot of opportunity to reflect on what a prick you are.)" Also available on a wide variety of other products and unique gifts! |
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Skeleton "Smoking turns you gay." A skeleton wearing a poofy hat - "Smoking turns you gay." If you like offensive t-shirts, stickers, hoodies & more... this design pretty much cuts the cake! |
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I'm The Shit T-Shirts Who's the shit? You know that you're the shit.. so shove it in people's faces! This funny "I'm the shit" design is sure to crack a smile. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. |
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Don't Eat The Worm Mexican Skeleton This t-shirt design features a crazy Mexican skeleton holding a butcher knife with the text "Don't eat the worm." Apparently the tequila has made him a little crazy. |
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Fart Humor "I dealt it" Funny design... nobody knows who smelt it, but you can let them know that you dealt it. If you love fart humor or farting jokes this is for you! |
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Retro I Just Pooped Myself A neato retro design with two gals whispering... what are they saying you ask? "I just pooped myself!" What a funny retro design, can't miss with this one! |
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(middle finger) Fuck You A neat funky design of a middle finger with "F-U" underneath it.. which of course stands for Fuck You, but if you didn't know that you're a chode. Graphic has a hand-drawn 80's type of look. Enjoy. |
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You Smell Like Porn Yuck, wash that porn off, boy! You STANKY! Neat design with a retro type of look to it that says "You smell like porn". What does porn smell like? Don't ask me, YOU'RE the expert! |
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Up my ass for a ham sandwich? I think this pig just had a heart attack! Leave his ass alone you perv! Great shirt that shows a scared pig saying "Go up my ass for a ham sandwich?!" - perfect if you ever used that phrase growing up |
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For 10 dolla you get every'ting you wan! This design goes along with the barcode "5 dolla fucky sucky" design. A hilarious and crude item that is one of the best movie quotes! "For 10 dolla you get every'ting you wan!" |
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