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    Funny, crude and unique baby t-shirts, onesies and bibs for your growing munchkin. We have included a mixture of designs, from offensive to friendly and funny.

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    Adorkable
    Adorkable

    Potty Like A Rock Star
    Potty Like A Rock Star

    Hung like a 5 Year Old
    Hung like a 5 Year Old

    "Hung like a 5 Year Old" He'll definitely get some double takes! A cute and funny Creeper or T-Shirt for your baby, infant, or toddler. Great for baby gifts or baby shower ideas. Baby Boys.
    I Can't Believe I'm Related Shirts
    I Can't Believe I'm Related Shirts

    This funny t-shirt design says "I Can't Believe I'm Related To These People." If you have a crazy family and dumb relatives this is the perfect t-shirt for you.
    My mom is a MILF
    My mom is a MILF

    "My mom is a MILF" Baby wants to let everyone know that his/her mom is a hottie! A cute and funnyCreeper or T-Shirt for your baby, infant, or toddler. Great for baby gifts or baby shower ideas. Baby g
    Drama Queen Tees
    Drama Queen Tees

    This design says Drama Queen and features a crown accented on the Q. Available in baby, toddler and adult sizes, so that you can outfit any drama queen.
    Dads Helper
    Dads Helper

    Happened in Vegas
    Happened in Vegas

    I'm What Happened in Vegas, funny kids t-shirts. Cool Gold with dollar sign Las Vegas t-shirts
    Little Miss Potty Mouth
    Little Miss Potty Mouth

    Gifts for the little miss who needs her mouth washed out with soap!
    Little Boy Nutrition Facts
    Little Boy Nutrition Facts

    Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails! That's what little boys of all ages are made of.
    I Eat Dingoes
    I Eat Dingoes

    Dingoes eating your baby? No way - you're baby EATS dingoes!
    Word to your Mommy
    Word to your Mommy

    Word to your Mommy, funny, urban kids t-shirts with peace sign. Hip Hop inspired, cool kids t-shirts.
    West Coast CRAPPERS
    West Coast CRAPPERS

    WHATEVER
    Too Cute For You
    Too Cute For You

    Little Girl Nutrition Facts
    Little Girl Nutrition Facts

    Sugar and spice and everything nice! That's what little girls of all ages are made of.
    Obsessive Compulsive Boobie-Eater Onesies
    Obsessive Compulsive Boobie-Eater Onesies

    These funny pro-breastfeeding onesies and bibs say "I have OCB, Obsessive Compulsive Boobie-eating." a very funny design for a new parent, or for a baby shower.
    BA/BY
    BA/BY

    WHATEVER
    Daddy's Condom
    Daddy's Condom

    How effective is your birth control?
    No Smoking Babt Shirts
    No Smoking Babt Shirts

    If you are tired of telling people not to smoke around your little one, this is the perfect design for you. Nothing fancy, just a simple No Smoking sign. Place this on your little darling and you're g

    "SuperPooper"

    Chicks Dig Me
    Chicks Dig Me

    Chicks Dig Me, funny kids tee, creepers, bibs and more
    Paste Eating Champion
    Paste Eating Champion

    Daddy's Condom
    Daddy's Condom

    Oops! The condom broke!
    Just Add Milk Onesies
    Just Add Milk Onesies

    This funny item looks great on baby onesies and t-shirts, it is the perfect instruction for babies... Just Add Milk.
    My Brother Did It
    My Brother Did It

    Why take the blame when you have a brother?
    Ugly Stick
    Ugly Stick

    Let's face it - not all babies are cute.
    DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT
    DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT

    BASEBALL
    Argyle Skull
    Argyle Skull

    Cool, Argyle Skull, Indie Style graphic t-shirts.
    Ugly Babies
    Ugly Babies

    Attitude In Training
    Attitude In Training

    iPoop (Blue)
    iPoop (Blue)

    Here's a wacky little design that parodies the famous Apple "iPod" ad campaign. A perfect gift for babies or anybody with a keen sense of humor.

    "Dadd's Little Squirt"

    Does This DIAPER Make My Butt Look Fat?
    Does This DIAPER Make My Butt Look Fat?

    Lock Up Your Sons
    Lock Up Your Sons

    Lock Up Your Sons, cool, funny kids t-shirt with skulls. Play off of Original Lock Up Your Daughters.
    Mother Sucker
    Mother Sucker

    Greast nursing/breastfeeding design for any Lactivist! Features a baby graphic with the text "Mother Sucker"... very funny and sure to be a hit!
    Shit Machine
    Shit Machine

    Nothing but eating, sleeping and shitting from this kid!
    Chow Mai Poon Tang
    Chow Mai Poon Tang

    Future Felon
    Future Felon

    Your kid is a real badass!

    "Is it just me..."

    iPoop (Pink)
    iPoop (Pink)

    Here's a wacky little design that parodies the famous Apple "iPod" ad campaign. A perfect gift for babies or anybody with a keen sense of humor.
    Dirty Diaper BIO HAZARD
    Dirty Diaper BIO HAZARD

    This design is so great if you have a baby or young child. I think this is especially fitting for dirty diapers! "WARNING BIO-HAZARD In case of leakage notify personnel immediately"
    Lock Up Daughters Kids
    Lock Up Daughters Kids

    Lock Up Your Daughters, cool, funny kids t-shirt with skulls. Trendy, Rocker, Urban Chic kids clothing.
    DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT
    DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT

    HAIR BOW
    No More Womb!
    No More Womb!

    Good Luck Buddha
    Good Luck Buddha

    For Good Luck Rub my Tummy, Funny, kids Buddha T-shirts, sweatshirts, toddler, infants and more. Rub the Buddha. Check out all our funny, Asian inspired designs.
    World Revolve
    World Revolve

    As a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me.

    "They Shake Me!"

    Daddy blames his farts on me
    Daddy blames his farts on me

    Babies like to fart... and daddies like to fart! This is a hilarious baby/toddler design that shows a baby's face and the text "BEWARE! My daddy blames his farts on me."

    "Huh...The Rhythm Method!"

    Vegas Baby
    Vegas Baby

    Vegas Baby, poker t-shirts. Cool Gold with dollar sign Las Vegas t-shirts, sweatshirts, hats, stickers and much more.
    Bibs!
    Bibs!

    This is where all the bibs are. Bet you couldn't guess that!
    Flammable Gas
    Flammable Gas

    I don't know about you, but my baby has some crazy farts! This funny baby design features a "Flammable Gas" sign... great item!
    Peed Myself
    Peed Myself

    You're a pisser!
    They Spank Me
    They Spank Me

    A cute and funny Creeper or T-Shirt for your baby, infant, or toddler. Great for baby gifts or baby shower ideas. "They spank me... And I LIKE it." Baby Girls and/or Baby Boys.
    Little Bitch
    Little Bitch

    For all the little bitches!
    Rocker Crib
    Rocker Crib

    Rocker Crib, cool, funny kids t-shirt with skulls. Trendy, little Rocker, Urban Chic kids clothing. Perfect gift for a new baby.
    Therapy
    Therapy

    Living with a disability is hard enough, without all those people staring and asking questions! Tell'em off with a unique blend of politeness and sass.
    I like boobies.
    I like boobies.

    This design is especially great for a breastfeeding or nursing baby! This funny child's design features funky text that says "I like boobies."
    Come and party at my crib!
    Come and party at my crib!

    Funny retro baby design available on bibs, bodysuits and toddler tees. This features a baby crib with the text "Come and party at my crib!"
    Skull & Crossbones 2 Kids
    Skull & Crossbones 2 Kids

    Skull & Crossbones 2 Kids Graphic, cool t-shirts.

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